Boekverslag: De heksen
Story:
This ia a story about witches. Areal witch looks and lives very ordinary. That's why they are so hard to catch!! A reel witch hates children. Children smell like stinky dog-droppings. This is a story about a boy of eight jears old called Luke and his grandmother of eighty jears old. Luke lives by his grandmother because when he and his father and mother were on teir way to Oslo, to his grandmother. It was an icy weather and that's why the car skidded of the road into a ravine. His parents were killed. His grandmother always told him stories about witches.
Like how they made children disappear or changed them in stone or a dolphin or something like that. Another story she told him was "how to recognise a witch". A real witch, she told him, is always certain to be wearing gloves, because they don't have finger nails. A real witch is always bald, but you can't see it, because she always wear a first-class wig. And you have to look at the nose-holes. They are very large. Grandmother also told that a witch can actually smells out a child who's standing on the other side of the street and their eyes are purple!
But there are still a few more things by wich you can regognise a witch. Witches have no toes, their feet have square ends. "They are still some other things", she said. "Their spit is blue, blue as a bilberry". Luke asked his grandmother if it was like inkt, it was exactly. She said that you probably see a slight blueisn thing on their teeth, but it doesn't show much. And so you can recognise a witch. The day after she told this, a man arrived at the house and held a long conversation with Luke's grandmother. It was about his father's will. His father asked his grandmother to take his boy to England. Luke and his grandmother didn't want to go back to England, but they had! Luke's grandmother told stories about Englisch witches and that there was in every country a secret society os witches. Their meet eachother every jear. Tey all get together in one place to receive a lectur from the Grand High Witch of all the world. She's the ruler of them all. She makes her own money to pay the witches. Luke and his grandmother went back to England and a feew weeks later it was normal again. One day after school Luke was making a tree-house. Then he saw a lady who was asking him if he wanted some sweets. He saw that the "lovely" lady was wearing gloves and it was summer!?! He shouted to his grandmother. That was the first meeting whit a witch......... When school was finished Luke and his grandmother were planing to go to Norway that summer. But grandmother was getting ill and had to stay in bed. They couldn't go to Norway, But when grandmother got better, they went for a luxory hotel on the outhcoast of England. Before they went, Luke got a present from his grandmother. It were two little mice!! When the were in the hotel, Luke was looking for an empty place for training his mice. One room, the ball-room, was empty. There was a board and it sais "The royal society for the prenenton of cruelty to children". He peeped in and a feew minutes later he saw a lot of women entering, who all wearing gloves and a hat. He knews immediatly it were witches and it were.... Of course Luke was very scared, but he was behind the screem so nobody could see him. On a platform there was a woman. It had to be the Grand High Witch. She said: "You can put out your shous, your gloves and your wigs!"
It was a unnatural and frightful face. The Grand High Witch began to speek. She was very angry, because the wiches killed too less children. "But the children must die", she said. The Grand Hight Witch had a new formula to kill children. The witches had to buy sweet-shops and do a droplet of the formula into the sweets and chocs. When the children will eat those sweets, they will change into mice! The boy was still there and got a terrible fright. Then the Grand Hight Witch told the other witches the recipe. It was very difficult to make, because you need a boilet telescoop and fried mouse-tails and other creepy things. The Grand Hight Witch warned the witches:"Never put more than one droplet into each sweet or choclet"!
She also said that she should test one little kid called Bruno Jenkins. Bruno was comming. The witches were puting their wigs, their shoes and their gloves on. And there was Bruno, he was comming to get 6 bars of the chocolate. But yesterday he got from the Grand High Witch (dressed like a ordinary lady) a big bar of chocolate with the formula in it. The formula was going to work at 3'o clock today... And it was almost 3'o clock... And than the formula started to work... Al the witches were happy, because the formula was working! One bottle was enough to transform 500 children into mice. After this, the Grand High Witch said that the meeting was over, but there was a witch who smelled dog droppings and said: "I smell dog droppings". Later on, all the witches smell dog droppings... and they were looking for a stinky kid!! That was Luke! His hair was standing up. He was very scared. Then he saw a witch and the witch saw him. Luke run away but another witch caught him and brought him to the Grand High Witch. She put the formula into his mouth and twenty seconds later he was a mouse and run away (again). When the witches were gone, Luke (mouse) called Bruno the mouse. His voice was normal. After a couple of minutes he saw Bruno. They run out of the ballroom to the boys grandmother, hoping nobody would see them. Later they peeped in grandmother's hotel. She recognised them very soon (because they had their own voices). The boys told her the whole story about the witches and the mouse-maker formula. After the "story" the grandmother went to Bruno's parents, but they didn't want to believe it. THen she went back to the boys, because she had an idear that she told to her grandson. At first her grandson had to steel a bottle of the formula and he secceeded to do this, then grandmother took her grandson to the kitchen. That wasn't easily because either, because the cook saw him and cut a little peace of his mouse-tal, but he fetched it. He put the formula into the soup of the witches. After this the witches changed into mice. Bruno's parents wanted to believe the grandmother and took Bruno back. Luke (mouse) and his grandmother went back to their own house and they lived hapilly after all.....................
This ia a story about witches. Areal witch looks and lives very ordinary. That's why they are so hard to catch!! A reel witch hates children. Children smell like stinky dog-droppings. This is a story about a boy of eight jears old called Luke and his grandmother of eighty jears old. Luke lives by his grandmother because when he and his father and mother were on teir way to Oslo, to his grandmother. It was an icy weather and that's why the car skidded of the road into a ravine. His parents were killed. His grandmother always told him stories about witches.
Like how they made children disappear or changed them in stone or a dolphin or something like that. Another story she told him was "how to recognise a witch". A real witch, she told him, is always certain to be wearing gloves, because they don't have finger nails. A real witch is always bald, but you can't see it, because she always wear a first-class wig. And you have to look at the nose-holes. They are very large. Grandmother also told that a witch can actually smells out a child who's standing on the other side of the street and their eyes are purple!
But there are still a few more things by wich you can regognise a witch. Witches have no toes, their feet have square ends. "They are still some other things", she said. "Their spit is blue, blue as a bilberry". Luke asked his grandmother if it was like inkt, it was exactly. She said that you probably see a slight blueisn thing on their teeth, but it doesn't show much. And so you can recognise a witch. The day after she told this, a man arrived at the house and held a long conversation with Luke's grandmother. It was about his father's will. His father asked his grandmother to take his boy to England. Luke and his grandmother didn't want to go back to England, but they had! Luke's grandmother told stories about Englisch witches and that there was in every country a secret society os witches. Their meet eachother every jear. Tey all get together in one place to receive a lectur from the Grand High Witch of all the world. She's the ruler of them all. She makes her own money to pay the witches. Luke and his grandmother went back to England and a feew weeks later it was normal again. One day after school Luke was making a tree-house. Then he saw a lady who was asking him if he wanted some sweets. He saw that the "lovely" lady was wearing gloves and it was summer!?! He shouted to his grandmother. That was the first meeting whit a witch......... When school was finished Luke and his grandmother were planing to go to Norway that summer. But grandmother was getting ill and had to stay in bed. They couldn't go to Norway, But when grandmother got better, they went for a luxory hotel on the outhcoast of England. Before they went, Luke got a present from his grandmother. It were two little mice!! When the were in the hotel, Luke was looking for an empty place for training his mice. One room, the ball-room, was empty. There was a board and it sais "The royal society for the prenenton of cruelty to children". He peeped in and a feew minutes later he saw a lot of women entering, who all wearing gloves and a hat. He knews immediatly it were witches and it were.... Of course Luke was very scared, but he was behind the screem so nobody could see him. On a platform there was a woman. It had to be the Grand High Witch. She said: "You can put out your shous, your gloves and your wigs!"
It was a unnatural and frightful face. The Grand High Witch began to speek. She was very angry, because the wiches killed too less children. "But the children must die", she said. The Grand Hight Witch had a new formula to kill children. The witches had to buy sweet-shops and do a droplet of the formula into the sweets and chocs. When the children will eat those sweets, they will change into mice! The boy was still there and got a terrible fright. Then the Grand Hight Witch told the other witches the recipe. It was very difficult to make, because you need a boilet telescoop and fried mouse-tails and other creepy things. The Grand Hight Witch warned the witches:"Never put more than one droplet into each sweet or choclet"!
She also said that she should test one little kid called Bruno Jenkins. Bruno was comming. The witches were puting their wigs, their shoes and their gloves on. And there was Bruno, he was comming to get 6 bars of the chocolate. But yesterday he got from the Grand High Witch (dressed like a ordinary lady) a big bar of chocolate with the formula in it. The formula was going to work at 3'o clock today... And it was almost 3'o clock... And than the formula started to work... Al the witches were happy, because the formula was working! One bottle was enough to transform 500 children into mice. After this, the Grand High Witch said that the meeting was over, but there was a witch who smelled dog droppings and said: "I smell dog droppings". Later on, all the witches smell dog droppings... and they were looking for a stinky kid!! That was Luke! His hair was standing up. He was very scared. Then he saw a witch and the witch saw him. Luke run away but another witch caught him and brought him to the Grand High Witch. She put the formula into his mouth and twenty seconds later he was a mouse and run away (again). When the witches were gone, Luke (mouse) called Bruno the mouse. His voice was normal. After a couple of minutes he saw Bruno. They run out of the ballroom to the boys grandmother, hoping nobody would see them. Later they peeped in grandmother's hotel. She recognised them very soon (because they had their own voices). The boys told her the whole story about the witches and the mouse-maker formula. After the "story" the grandmother went to Bruno's parents, but they didn't want to believe it. THen she went back to the boys, because she had an idear that she told to her grandson. At first her grandson had to steel a bottle of the formula and he secceeded to do this, then grandmother took her grandson to the kitchen. That wasn't easily because either, because the cook saw him and cut a little peace of his mouse-tal, but he fetched it. He put the formula into the soup of the witches. After this the witches changed into mice. Bruno's parents wanted to believe the grandmother and took Bruno back. Luke (mouse) and his grandmother went back to their own house and they lived hapilly after all.....................